Being an emotionally unavailable, too cool for school badass who doesn’t play by the rules is pretty played out by this point isn’t it? OR ACTUALLY IS IT BECAUSE ENTER ROSA DIAZ FROM BROOKLYN 99 FLIPPIN THE WHOLE THING ON IT’S DAMN HEAD AND THE CROWD GOES FUGGIN WILD BABY!!!
1. The slightest harm to this creature shall incur inescapable destruction
2. Whatever you call it it’s disgusting
3. That concludes personal sharing time.
4. That’s when things start cookin with oil
5. Can’t have someone walking around knowing I love them
6. Same here except I gravitate towards anywhere but the middle
7. Fuck the repercussions. Considering those is nerd stuff too
8. Ya gotta not
9. Asking is a sign of weakness
10. No shrapnel involved in that
11. Just stretching my calves on the windowsill
12. Don’t knock it til ya tried it
13. Told you
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