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33 Dinosaur Puns That Are Dino-Mite

(Source: thoughtcatalog.com)

Don’t be a saur loser…these puns are dino-mite!

1. What do you call a T.Rex who can’t accept defeat?

A saur loser.

2. Can you do it?

You bet Jurassican.

3. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Do-you-think-he-saurus.

4. What do you call the dog of a dinosaur with one eye?

Do-you-think-he-saurus rex.

5. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

6. What does a dinosaur with sleep apnea do?

He dino-snores.

7. What do you call a dinosaur who eats curry?

Mega-Sore-Ass.

8. What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?

A tyranno-chorus.

9. What’s a child’s favorite dinosaur?

A Toys-‘R-Us.

10. Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent!

11. What do you call it when a dinossaur has a car accident?

A tyrannosaurus wreck!

12. What is the scariest type of dinosaur?

A Terror-dactyl.

13. Why are dinosaurs never overweight?

They’re surrounded by scales.

14. What do you call a short spiky dinosaur who fell down the stairs?

Ankle-is-sore-us.

15. What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup?

Tyrannosaurus ex.

16. What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with explosives?

Dino-mite.

17. What did the dinosaur say to the cashier?

Keep the climate change.

18. Who does a dinosaur call when he’s being robbed?

The triceracops.

19. What do you call the ghost of a dinosaur?

A scaredactyl.

20. What did they call sunrise in prehistoric times?

Meglodawn.

21. What do they call dinosaur farts?

An exstinktion.

22. Why was the teenage dinosaur so moody?

ROARmones.

23. Where did the dinosaur clown get a job?

At the carnivore.

24. How did the triceratops speed up his computer?

He gave it a good RAM.

25. What’s a sailor’s favorite dinosaur?

The mast-odon.

26. Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?

Because it was an early bird.

27. What do you call a slutty brontosaurus?

A dino-whore.

One-Liner Dinosaur Puns

28. Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.

29. I dino what to tell ya.

30. Here is your dinosaur toy! Would you like it gift raptor not?

31. I’m not saur-ee I came up with this half-baked pun. I feel ptero-bill.

32. You laugh now, but the skeletal remains of dinosaurs don’t find it humerus.

33. Nothing will tricera-top this pun.

TC mark

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